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Jesus was in the desert for 40 days tempted by the devil. Jesus in the desert, in Joshua Tree? The heat? How long will He last before giving into the temptation of the Datura plants by the side of the road? It will end with Jesus peaking on acid watching the sunset that is a North Korean bomb dropping, the invasion has begun. A helicopter will film the soldiers running through the sand and dodging cactus, scrambling over boulders. But Jesus is doing nothing, only sitting nude, perched on a boulder, Satan trying to offer Him something better as the rest of the world crumbles.

My grandmother is slowly distancing herself from every person she was close with. It started when she had a fight with her sister about God while she was visiting her in Florida. My Grandmother's sister had moved into an assisted living community. I think. I’m thinking it was a collection of small apartments where senior citizens lived, like on a campus. There was medical help and social activities there. I like to think so. My grandmother’s sister was living in a large house and her husband had just died. The flooring was marble in that house. There was tatami flooring in a room by the door. A pool in the backyard, but she never

impromptu party on my backyard patio, all welcome. bring your friends. we have a cooler full of coca-cola, bowl of Doritos and 24 inch TV on a wooden coffee table. a handful of us are going to watch a late night showing of Dawn of The Dead, bring a jacket-temperatures are expected to go down to the forties. Dave will adjust his jacket several times and light a joint 10 minutes into the film, Nick will take a bathroom break during a dull scene and come back with a glass of milk. I will wish Alex were here, at least that we would be talking with on the phone while I am watching the movie instead of everyone staying silent and keeping to themsel